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SOUPS & LEAFY STUFF
For when you fancy pretending to be responsible.
The Warden's Soup
French onion with broiled cheese cap and crusty top French onion, bubbling under grilled cheese and a crusty top. So rich it probably owns a second home in Cornwall.
$14.00
The Caesar's Orders
Romaine, bacon, parmesan, garlic croutons, red cabbage, Caesar dressing Sharp, smoky, and just commanding enough to make you eat a salad willingly. Add chicken if you're feeling knightly for $5.
$15.00
Greek Parliament
Romaine, feta, olives, cucumber, tomato, onion, red cabbage. Balsamic dressing. A well-dressed debate between cucumber, feta, olives, and the occasional tomato scandal. No shouting in this chamber.
$16.00
The Garden Whisper
Romaine, cucumber, tomato, sweet pepper, radish, onion, red cabbage. Balsamic dressing. Mixed greens with a house vinaigrette. Light, crisp, and quietly judging your main course. Add falafel for the full garden party for $5.
$15.00
NIBBLES & NOSHES
Perfect for sharing. Or hoarding. We don't judge.
Proper Chips
Chunky, golden, and saltier than a soap-opera granny.
$8.00
Devil's Chips
Spiced-up and looking for trouble. Ideal with beer—dangerous with tequila.
$9.00
Sweeties
Sweet potato fries—crispy, golden, and just smug enough to feel healthy- adjacent.
$9.00
Onion Blokes
Onion Rings - Stacked, crispy, and ready to be dunked. The dependable wingman of snacks.
$9.00
The Canadian Sin
Classic poutine — gravy, curds, and instant remorse. The holy trinity of comfort food.
$14.00
Zuke Fingers
Lightly battered zucchini sticks. Crunchy. Dippable. Slightly better for you (but don't tell them that.)
$15.00
Tentacle Teasers
Crispy calamari with Alioli dip Chewy in a good way. Not chewy in that way.
$19.00
The Garlic Stack
Cheesy garlic bread. Sticky, melty, and socially dangerous. Perfect for sharing, unless you hate the people you're with.
$13.00
BUTTIES & BAPS
Served with chips or a pile of leaves pretending to be salad.
The Sussex Lad
6oz AAA beef, cheddar, caramelized onions, lettuce, tomato, pickle, JD sauce on a brioche bun Our saucy BBQ burger with cheddar, caramelized onions and attitue. A proper handful – smooth talker, messy eater.
$20.00
The Proper Classic
6oz AAA beef, cheddar, lettuce, tomato, pickle, red onion on a brioche bun Beef, cheese, and the classic fixings – no nonsense, no regrets. The way your nan thinks burgers should be.
$19.00
The Caesar's Wrap
Flame-grilled chicken, bacon, romaine, red cabbage, Caesar dressing in a spinach tortilla Grilled chicken, crispy romaine, and Caesar dressing all bundled up. Like a toga party for your lunch.
$20.00
The Clubhouse Earl
Triple-decker with grilled chicken, bacon, lettuce, tomato, cheddar & mayo Old-school club built with layers of charm – the type of sandwich that owns a monocle and isn't afraid to use it.
$20.00
The Angry Gardener VG
Falafel, feta, lettuce, red cabbage, salsa in a spinach wrap Bold falafel meets feta sass, packed into a wrap with a passive-aggressive stare. Surprisingly satisfying for something without bacon.
$17.00
CLASSICS FROM THE CELLAR
Old reliables. Like your favourite uncle, but crispier.
Wings of Glory GF
One full pound of fried wings with Cajun spice. Sauce choices: Pubwells (mild/medium/hot), honey garlic, sweet chili Crispy, saucy, and never subtle. Choose your heat and face the saucy consequences.
$20.00
The Platter Riot
Nachos with cheddar, jalapeños, onions, olives, bell peppers, green onion. Sour cream & salsa on the side All the usual suspects. A glorious chaos of crunch, cheese, and sass. Add chicken, bacon or sausage if you're feeling dangerous.
$16.50
Golden Peckers
Four chicken tenders with house fries and dip Breaded chicken tenders, golden and proud. Comes with dips and dignity.
$19.00
Cod Save the Queen
Beer-battered cod, hand-cut fries, tartar sauce Regal, golden, flaky, and just judgmental enough to side-eye your ketchup.
$21.00
Cottage Pie
loaded with savoury beef and crowned in mashed spuds. Like a warm hug from Yorkshire.
$18.00
Bangers & Mash
Two sausages on a pile of buttery mash, swimming in onion gravy and served with peas (for legal reasons). Proper British comfort — guaranteed to make you feel like you've just inherited a small, slightly haunted cottage.
$18.00
ALL ROADS LEAD TO ROME
12" x 9" square Roman pizza with a British wink and the crispiest crust in the Market.
The Redcoat
Loads of Pepperoni, mozzarella, marinara Old-school. No drama, just a good lad who shows up when you need him.
$18.00
The Pinhead Prank
Hot Italian sausage, pepperoni, banana peppers, mozzarella, marinara the kind of pizza that dares you to eat it twice.
$23.00
The Meat Riot
Bacon, pepperoni, hot Italian sausage, ham, onions, mozzarella, marinara A protein protest in a mozzarella parliament.
$26.00
The Blunder
Ham, pineapple, banana peppers, mozzarella, marinara Controversial? Absolutely. Still delicious? You bet your soggy chips it is.
$23.00
The Workshed
Pepperoni, mushrooms, olives, onions, bell peppers, mozzarella, marinara All the toppings we could fit without causing structural failure. A pizza built for commitment.
$23.00
The Provence
Caramelized onions, mushrooms, olives, Herbes de Provence, mozzarella, marinara Rustic and slightly posh, like a weekend in the Cotswolds with a wine buzz.
$23.00